BookRiot came up with some “Totally Legitimate Literary Excuses” and I have to say, these have me laughing out loud!
I mean some of these are fantastic!
I mean come on…number 1.
1. If your gym teacher yells at you for not jogging fast enough, YOU say: Look, a damn whale took my leg and I’m basically just getting by with this wooden one, plus I’m overwhelmed by feelings of rage and frustration so I’m just going to sit out the rest of the week, m’kay?
Check these out as they are an absolute hoot!